"As long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a reviewer…"

"Alleged amateur," I think you mean.

She looks less CGI than she used to.

I'm not sure how this would happen, but I'd like him to target American Indians for deportation. Just take the irony and lunacy as far as it can go.

Their glove-slaps hurt like a sonofabitch.

I always thought that would be an interesting direction: basically a massive civil war to fill the void left by the empire, and the fear that would inspire, leading people to retreat to, basically, a new empire.

*LucasFilm logo*

But how will you know how to feel without the music and camera-work to tell you?

Great Job, Internet!: Someone put all the articles about Serial in this one amazing supercut.

Is it a Randy Newman tune now?

It helps that Rob Lowe is next to him, exuding positive energy. Before that, he mostly got death threats.

Because all white men's jobs are being taken away!

Agreed pretty much all around. Especially on starting with clips to kind of hook you in. And this is an obvious one, but I love The General as one that just gently sets its hooks until new viewers are just totally engrossed. And then the train goes over that bridge… I tell them any Keaton you watch is guaranteed…

Yes, I saw the article and thought "Don't click. You know what will happen if you even read about it. Don't click. Don't click. don'tclickdon'tclickdon'tclick— GOD DAMN IT."

Agreed on Sherlock Jr - It can be a tough sell for the first bit, because it's so clever and funny, but a bit low-key. But if the skeptics can hang in there…

I just showed the building-climbing scene in "Safety Last!" to my film class the other day. Most of them couldn't even laugh, it was so stressful.

"Hey, look at this discovery! This additive to water makes it turn in to a powerful acid as soon as it reaches the stomach! Ha ha! Crazy! Well, I'll just put that in the ol' filing cabinet filed under 'science-for-science's sake.'"

Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders?! Bosh! Flimshaw!

Come, let's take a relaxed attitude toward work!

I'm sure to someone who understands the data but not actual story/creativity it seemed like a pretty safe bet: