Anytime I trot out "WHERE'S FIREFLY?" it gets fewer likes. Oh, the withering of time…

And when Jade Fox realizes Jen Yu has studied the Wudan arts beyond her? That version of the NWA song "Wrong Mandarin To Fuck Wit'" really drove home the subtext.

I'm just excited for 7 sequel trailers in a row!

Hey, you and I are in a teeny, tiny club! Because now that you mention it - I've only ever met one other person who's seen it. Huh. Shame - it really is good.

Donald Trump is confused by your question.

I went in to that thinking it was Sci-fi (even in the preview I remember he's about to dive and someone says "How's he going to breathe down there?" "He's not"). It took a loooong time to accept that he was just a guy who's really good at holding his breath.

And more plausible.

And, okay, what's not moronic about it - but what moronic reasoning: That if you have a lot of guns and the gubmint comes for them… what?… they won't have a truck big enough to hold all of them and go home in frustration? That they'll take the ones in plain sight but won't know about the one in the microwave and the…

It's The Marvel Cinematic Universe! Where nothing could possi-blye go wrong!

Ha! Classic! His hair in that picture totally does look like a horse's mane!

There's a new Star Wars? How exciting! Has anyone mentioned if they're going to put more emphasis on practical effects?

It's a wonderful time to be alive, isn't it?

I'm not going to watch the trailer or the movie, and will imagine that in this movie De Niro's character comes mentally undone by the depravity of Daytona, and shoots his way through a kegger in a twisted effort to "rescue" Aubrey Plaza.

All the stars
think he's a prize,
he's got
shiny, lens-flare eeeeyyyes!

Merry Christmas, Mr. Logan!

Especially with the little insult/emasculation at the end "I hope he's gutsy enough to do so".

I don't know, sometimes it's as if Jesus is winking right at me!

He was blinking "A-w-f-u-l" in Morse Code when he said this.

And an onion on their belt, yes.

I thought it was just sort of assumed since, basically, the song came out.