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Edmond Dantes Inferno
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It can be two buckets!

it was the "blurst" of vines?!

It would have been really hard not to say, "Sorry, but I just cancelled your appointment. There's a lot you need to tell me about."

Can someone be on hand to smell the burning money and say, "Smells like your cooking! I'm just kidding ya, toots. You're the best."?

Old stereotypes - like, that all pop stars look alike - die hard.

"Damn, the new teacher really thumps, doesn't she?"

"Well, Stapler, there's one staple left. We'll find something special for your last job,"
"But you can just refill me!"
"No, Stapler. It doesn't work that way. I'm sorry."
"It does! It works exactly like that!"
"No. I'm sorry."

It's called cube philadelphia mysticism, you dadaist.

Synergy!

35% of the time her lines will end with "Yek Yek Yek."

I thought I did, the other day at Costco. It was just a couple people buying winter gear, though.

"And like that - whoo! - he had pooped."

I actually flinched and blurted, "Oh God!" when I saw the title. It sounds like a Troy McClure show.

"You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
"You're the vulgarian, you fuck!"

#SweatyLivesMatter

A Very Pacific Rim Christmas

Pacific Rim 2: The Atlantic

It's the only way to be sure.

"I'm funny how? No, tell me. Funny like I'm a Ray Stevens album? Like I'm a novelty singer here to amuse you?"

More like Idris Elba.