You just gotta keep Villain, man. V-i-l-i-n

She must be getting cranky from all those hot flashes.

"Graawwwnk!"
"Dude… **sigh**… I know. Look he grew up in a different time. Right? You just have to ignore those comments."
"GRRRAAWWWNK!"
"I know, and I really appreciate it; I'm just stuck here all day. Just try to laugh it off, and if he starts to force-choke you just tell him to stop."

Oh, that's what the 'B' stands for!

Those alleged ads were allegedly brought to you by cocaine and allegedly poor oversight.

**Spit take**

"Cool out! No, not that much."

"And now, witness the power of this fully operational and yet surprisingly ineffective battle station!"

Hey, are you getting the "Avaliable At Amazon" ad for a Boba Fett electric guitar? I'm kind of surprised that I was surprised such a thing exists.

The check is in the mail!

"This piece of paper has no inherent meaning. Many look on it as the provider of stability and purpose. I see only the fragility and meaninglessness of the order we try to impose on an uncaring universe. Also, it is non-transferable."

Well, NOW it is…

Wh—!! Dude! "Spoiler Alert", please! I was saving the animated GI Joe movie for, oh, let's say: my birthday!

R+J 2: Cross Harder

What if the invisible friend is a talking pie?

Retitled as The Stage Whispers

"As for you, Syrians, I'll be back here in an hour. So you better not be!"

No, Who's on GrooveShark. What's on Spotify.

Well his character in this has something the living statue doesn't: A great big, bushy beard!

I have a rather frosty response to this comment…