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Edmond Dantes Inferno
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Ha ha! What gomer! Like making eye-brain-word-stories ever come in useful!

**Ambushes Gentle Herpes with down votes from his ex**

Rock & Roll?

Ooh, the long-lost musical number!

The drinks and meals referencing Everything Must Go and Stranger than Fiction are going to be hi-LARIOUS!

NO ALLY SHEEDY, NO DEAL.

A little TOO ironic?

**Montage set to The Beach Boys "I Get Around"**

If the show had come along further in to the cable era (and, of course, showed on a smaller network), it seems like it could have had the space to find its viewers. Shame, because I think you (and Murray, of course) are right about the audience they were shooting for, which would turn off 90% of people, but that

Why did they just stand there and let themselves get genocided?

"Map?"

A reasonable law in every way.

The Love-Dome of J. Aunty Entity is really underrated.

**Playmobil jr. executive quietly puts away his pitch for 'Life on the Plantation' set**

"Why does she have to cry when it's my turn?"

You could probably make support groups for all the people who rented it thinking, "Ha ha! The seventies! Sooooo cheesy! With the outfits and the music and… the gang rape… and the lost dreams… and the suicide… and the realization that nothing is pure… and the end of hope… ha…"

"Follow up question, mister Scott: How rong do you expect to frap dickey?"

Oh, the stepmom. Will she be able to love the slither-murder-shadow-baby as much as Melisandre? Time will tell. Time will tell. Also the flames.

Back then, the world seemed so full of possibility. And yet, even then, Funbud couldn't help but think that too much narration could spoil a moment by saying too much and leaving nothing left to interpret.