And Be Afraid of The Dead Walking Dead a couple years after that.

"My girlfriend is a cannibal, which pretty much makes me a cannibal…"

Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!

That is a stunning number of films he worked on, and some incredible shots he captured. What a career to have had. You'd be shocked every day, surely, that this got to be your job. And, I'd think, one you'd want even if you knew what it would eventually cost you.

I hear the 15th time's the charm.

Clearly, "my associate's stride close aunty" is some cool new slang the youngsters are using. I shall click that link and use the phrase from now on! Thanks, stride close poster!

Weirdly so. Schumacher's films are mostly just so, so, so awful… and then there's that one. How did that happen?

They also sing the theme song to themselves the whole time they're riding.

He also said the same thing over and over.

"Hi, yeah, sorry to interrupt. When are we going to stop hiring the fucking Bothans? They're really pretty bad at this. Constant deaths aside, half the time the information they've 'retrieved' is a trap."

I thought he was just on the run from Jake Gittes after helping destroy all that farmland and covering rape and murder in the name of creating the city of Los Angeles.

And someone has to determine if the scene should have someone shouting "GO GO GO!" or, perhaps, the more layered, "GO GO GO GO!".

And his character is maimed on all of them.

Gentlemen! Gentlemen! There's plenty of hysterical mistreatment for everyone!

The time for anti-villains has finally come!

Then you give it a title nobody could possibly like!

Hey, nice comment! You get a free bowl soup when you make that comment?

You'd kind of have to try to fail on the "Sexy maid" outfit.

"Hey!! This 24-year-old girl protected her personal information with no firewalls and no training!"

"We all have our little faults. Mine's in California."