Pre-taped call-in show is almost too funny to laugh at. You just have to admire its comedic beauty.

Try! Try! Try Aga-ain! Head first this time!!

Conjuring is something a witch does for money. Or candy.

And another CLASSIC example of how hard it is to be a white man in America! The roles of women used to go to hardworking white MEN, but NOW, in PC-America - as in PRISON CAMP AMERICA - these roles get played by women! And now unAmerican WOMEN??

This is a BIG!! FUCKING!! DEAL!!

I figured (and it seems pretty clear) but was curious why someone - a Russian someone - would dislike it, so decided to investigate.

It's a perfectly cromulent ("krom-yu-lehn") pronunciation.

You didn't like Master and Margarita? I really liked it. Or are you saying trying to make the association is stupid…

And Liam Neeson kept pronouncing "Mystical energy that flows through all living beings" as "Midi-chlorian."

Ulysses names as if it the producers hadn't thought carefully about casting.

"If you buy the rights to this franchise, the profits will be…"
"What?"
"Well, more than you can imagine!"
"I don't know. I can imagine quite a bit."

Don Quixote: Private Eye.

Wow! Brooks beat Dexy's Midnight Runners!

The Frontier Warrior

We like Roy! We like Roy!

Mostly no, but I liked moments, and quite liked the ending, with John being tricked in to accepting his destiny.

"Warning: eating script will not result in memorized lines"

WOULDA

Many Bothans dyed to bring us this information.

Do you have any tubs of Furiosa Forehead Shadow left?