Sith to Sith!

I got the "munchies" for a CALIFORNIA CHEEESEBURGER!!

Name one thing that's more important.

Is this ad relevant to you? No? Tough shit, we only have 4.

He was actually trying to say "I'll mulch my sticks tomorrow; vines and stumps, too." Everything's just spelled that badly.

"Tubular" lost any connection to sanity about 3 miles from the beach.

Fear not! Patton Oswalt will masterfully take down your detractors!

I'm an Oregonian, too, and was practically cracking my knuckles thinking, "Oh, it's my time to shine!" and then… the best I could do was a town whose name means the thing it means in my comment… The town I, in fact, live in.

Smoke is an inspired choice. I'd completely forgotten about it, and now want to seek it out immediately.

He might have been in one of those Prefontaine movies that all came out at the same time, years ago. He also might not have.

Oh, that pun really went around the Bend.

So there's still hope for Colon Blow cereal?

I think there's a code here. It *means* something!

Or they wind up decapitated in your bed.

Here?! Pshaw.

About an hour ago a women I work with - fairly conservative, intellectual, about 50, mother of a college student - said she saw Fury Road and wanted to know what I thought of it. I - of course - went moony-eyed and talked for 10 minutes non-stop; then asked, "Why? Did you see it and you didn't enjoy it?" And she…

"Hm, not bad!" - EL James' publisher.

But, ironically, not the grey one.

That's what I immediately thought of, too. And with that, I assumed it was just so awful that they pretended there was a theft to justify not publishing it. I suppose that could be the case here, but the huge flaw in my theory is that both instances would require the ability to understand "quality" and the ability…

Which would still manage to be more literary than these books.