Why would anyone click on that link?

Especially with Kill Mountain: The Mountain That Kills! just ripe for the using.

"Put all the notes in!"
"But then it's just noise."
"Less yapping, more notes!"

Yī-fan-feng-shùn, mother fucker!

The Bonobo & The Beautiful?

I'm tentatively interested. I want script approval and 3 points on the back end.

"And the other writer is, um, Bob… ShrimpBuffet."

"So, then I said 'you want your weekend box office come and get it because I don't know where it is, ya baloney! You make me wanna transform!"

Hey, we used to do that at the theater I worked at in high school, too! We stopped yelling at Die Hard, though, because it was so amazing. We stopped yelling at Star Trek V because it started to feel like kicking a sick person.

That's a great question!

What question did you ask?

Paul. So… same thing, but more money-lunatic, less sex-lunatic.

"THIS IS MY GOOD SIDE, THIS IS MY GUN!
THIS IS FOR HEAD-SHOTS, THIS IS FOR FUN!"

A couple days ago one of our presidential candidates said that having universal health care is, literally, the same as slavery.

Well, obviously he's trying to make decent, red-blooded American soldiers into HOLLYWEIRD LIBERALS.

I hope there's a bell you were able to ring, or an air horn to blast, because you HAD to have been waiting for this opportunity.

He is gay.

Is that a real show? Kind of sounds like a Troy McClure series.

It is sad, yet it's harder than many celebrity train wrecks to feel empathy because his damage has manifested outwardly so much. There's such horrible ugliness and rage to him - a venom he infects with. It's every bit as tragic, because it's the same destruction we see in others like him, yet it's as if he's even…

There are people who don't like the prequels? Huh. Well, this is the first I'm hearing of it. What's next? People taking issue with the special editions of the original trilogy?