I'm gonna drive fast, I'm gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the wasteland, Gonna shoot flames from a guitar! Gonna shoot a shotgun pistol, Gonna fly like a gyro captain! I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive an insanely big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a…

"Hi everyone! I'm back from the country!"
"Wallace!"
"Boy, it sure was nice of Bodie and Poot to give me their guns to pawn for bus fare. Being away from Baltimore, I had time to start my own bike shop!"

I prefer the idea that it was the script - that it's so powerful he got 4 lines in and was weeping.

if you snuck in to her house while she slept and left it on the pillow next to her? Definitely.

Perhaps he turned to crime after forgetting his mantra in the Woody Allen movie.

Maybe it's an acronym?

It also won't let itself perceive that that's not Bonham-Carter's body in the dream sequence in Fight Club, but a double.

I for one welcome them! And I would reming them that, as a biped, I could be useful in rounding up molluscs.

"Why is The Flash on a truck made of amplifiers?"
"Trust me."

For years and years my friends and I would find some piece of junk, hold it up, and say, "See this? I got this for five bucks."

I saw his band play last year and it was fantastic. I'm not a folk music fan, but damn does he know how to put on a show, and to hold an audience.

We can probably skip over Tim Curry's "I Do The Rock," though.

No way, man! I'm going to be directing Stephen King adaptations forever! Forever… Forever…

Oh, man. I really want some kid's make-a-wish to be Max Rockatansky for a day.

If it is sponsored, I want to know. We're thinking about selling our house.

Times it is appropriate to use "Ground Zero":
1. You are trying to determine point of detonation
2. You were supposed to get the whole bean coffee ready to brew, and forgot, and someone just asked how many beans you prepared.
3. It's 1982 and you're trying to think of a name for your new wave band.

It's "Oh man, I feel awful, nothing is getting me off this couch. I wonder what's on. Hm, World War Z…" okay.

R. Lee Ermey

It was you who made Scratchy's rib play two distinctly different tones, wasn't it.

It's not them, it's this one trick they know that Brazilian doctors hate.