Yeah, but we can make hologram Cosby 'fess up.

Ironically, it's next door to the prestigious tax-law firm of "Bohner, Fartpants, and Snott."

Ah. So… I should not put you down for a ticket to my upcoming pun-based ventriloquist show, "Fart's On The Phone!"?

"Oh no! I've accidentally made plans to appear in two films on the same night!"

Seriously? I haven't seen it yet, but really? "Hey, we've got a female character. Better have her fall in love with someone."

I'm saving myself for Fury Road.

So chains and a turtleneck: were the chains over the sweater? Or did they sort of blurp out of the top of the turtleneck?

It used to come with the crayons, but there were some legal problems with people getting sick from eating them.

I'm in Oregon, too, and heartily agree with this statement. It can be a good game to try to drive through Salem without ever shaking your head and muttering "Jesus Christ."

I agree. I had this surge of worry, like I'd need to rush down here, amidst the avalanche of hate crying out, "No! No! This is a pretty great idea!"

"It's about these two news—"
"Pass."
"No, wait, see these two guys are trying to be news—"
"Pass."

Boodle-da bum, Neer-neer! Neer-neer-neer-neer! deedle-deedle-dee-da, da-daah!

"It's a miracle!"
"Can you be more specific?"
"A miracle from heaven!"
"Ohhhhh. Wow!"

I've yet to use this phrase here, and I can think of no better moment: It can, in fact, be two things.

I saw Congo entirely based on Bruce Campbell's appearance in the preview. I don't know how well you remember the movie, but his role is to be the guy who dies at the 2-minute mark to let us know something's wrong. It was a looooong movie after that.

"Daddy/Mommy loves you very much, sweetie. I want to do something that shows how important you are. That's why I'm leaving for 2 months to shoot a very bad movie. Also, I'll get paid a crap-ton of money. Love you!"

Just buy a ticket, say to the ether, "This is for you, LL," tear the ticket up and go home.

He's not a Reposted AvengeSevenFold Fan! He's a very naughty boy!

"Hey, so, listen, uh… it was really nice to meet you and, you know, you're a heck of a hula dancer, really top-notch. And - ha ha - I really should check the spelling of my Craigslist ads, but um… it's just not going to work out."

It's so strange that he refers to this as an Abrams thing. Isn't that standard-operating-procedure for these reboots to have some winking cameo from the original star as fan-bait and to make it "Credible"? It seems hard to think of a reboot that hasn't done this.