Annihilate this week('s scheduled programming)

Is there a Happy Meal of this video I could buy? Maybe a shirt with a picture of the Happy Meal on it?

I don't understand how Bieber has so much power. Not that you need immense influence to land a cameo in a sequel, but he shows up everywhere in all things situations that require influence and power and it's based on… what? Money, yeah, but how come it keeps working? Who's concerned about angering Justin Bieber?

Don't forget the $3 convenience fee for paying the processing fee.

Smells like… surcharges.

No use saying sorry, canceling this is something we enjoy.

Hey, me too. Are you me?

Yeah, if you want to do any real damage you have to drop a photon torpedo in its tiny thermal vent shaft

Brian Williams told people 11 things that didn't really happen using this one weird trick.

"Hey, honey, can you hand me my glasses? My glasses? There over there on the thing. No, over there! God damn it, I'll get 'em." **Snags glasses with web**

"So I said, 'Listen honey, I may be able to walk on water, but I ain't walking on your nasty fingernail clippings. You clean that up!"
**ladies in the salon laugh hysterically**
"Oh, Jesus! You're such a bitch!"
"I don't care! That shit is nas-tay!"

If so, it's WORKING!

Especially when you consider this ancestor is from 1925.

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

I read once that Edison intended for his 1896 classic "Man on a bicycle" and 1897's "Woman dancing with her husband" to have a shared universe and were supposed to star in "Man gets off bicycle to dance with wife." Shame it never got made.

Isn't it nice that Hollywood's learned to share?

Oh these puns are making me ill. Do I look a little john-diced to any of you?

Vdexter?

Agreed. I wouldn't even blink if a plumber said, "Yeah, you see it with these older houses - the pipes are built for more water to wash through, so with the lower water usage toilets and showers, you get all this vlog backing up in there, until it's impenetrable."

Tucci = Touching?