That's the only reasonable response.

If someone could remake Scarface with hologram Shakur and hologram Bob Marley, dorms everywhere would explode.

Whoa there, Mr. Faulkner! What are you trying to say?

Well, either Adnan or Jay…

This would explain their attendance at that Transformers movie.

Released in Japan as Fast Drive Okay Amazing Shine Car!

Need For Speed 2: Therapy to get to the source of this "Need"

Thyiis lynch peeeks byetter…

Yes, but - in my defense - I work at the Winner butterfly museum.

A for effort.

If this keeps up, I'm going to have to dip into seasons 12 and beyond of the Simpsons for quotes!

I'm genuinely curious which Scientology is: the kind of cult where the higher up you go, the more the people know its a sham for personal gain, or where the higher up you go, the more feverishly they believe.

I think that's straight out of their wedding vows.

I like to know who catered.

You get in your car, out of the parking lot, onto the highway, stop at the store for something you need, back on the highway: POW! SCENE!

**Dances to "Goodbye, Horses"**
"Again! Again!"
** Dances to "Goodbye, Horses" again**
"Again! Again!"

"I'M DYYYYYYYIIIIIIING!!"
"No, no. That's poop. It's normal."
"Oh God! How often does this happen?"
"Well, every day. If you're lucky."

That and love, sweet love.

Well, at least from dusk 'til dawn.

***Clooney plays a delightful prank on JoeyBlowey, then buys him 10 limoncellos**