You know what real estate-ism I hate? When they say that the busy traffic outside "sounds like the ocean." I don't know why that one bothers me so much.

7) Going emo and dancing on a chair.

Wow! George Lucas right here on AV Club!

We did! God help us, we did!

Lousy Sbrown weather…

That's it??!! I've been saving box-tops from my C3P-O's for thirty years to get my decoder ring, and that's my message?!

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"What about this guy? Should we hire him?"
"'Twenty-Three Take Terry'? Don't get me started. Don't. Get. Me. Started."

I have a friend who used to go to Phish & Grateful Dead shows with a "Free Hugs" sign, who now thinks Obama should be imprisoned and that George Zimmerman was the real victim.

I have two kids, and friends sometimes pester me that I'm not showing them enough photos, which always throws me. You want me to? Seriously? Because I'm not interested in your kids.

And series finales, in general.

I know I'm no Mason, Perr-ay
But if he sued Sugar Ray,
He would say
That the thing ain't the ring,
It's the lawsuit.
So gimme a court
Where this bull here can sue.
And though I can fight,
I'd much rather recite:
That's litigation!

And making the "V" for "Vernon" turf sign.

*General Zod changes Viva La Tabula Raza's comment with a blast from his eyes.*

Fair enough response. I mean, who could ask for more, anyway.

I wrote off Skynyrd as belligerent ass music, and then slowly came around. Not that they were profound or anything, but I eventually started to get - to quote Drive-By Truckers - "The Skynyrd thing."

Nabisco, right? Yeah, it's Nabisco. Come on, Nabisco, just let yourself be you, dude!

The article. If I'd seen the tweets first, I'd have thought it was clever. But the "What happened next will blow your mind" feel of the article made it impossible to look at the tweets without thinking Oswalt was somehow writing them with the intention of some Grand Statement.

I would vote for him if he promised to have a hole drilled in his head.

Yes, he was. And later, Max sees him and knows immediately that he has a plane. Which is kind of weird if he knows him (What, no hello?), and kind of weird if he doesn't.