IT'S NOT A HODAH!

Five! Five assets. Also her beauty.

This Fall: Can It Be Two Things? !

Read Keith Richards' autobiography recently. Great read, though the similarities between his life and mine were downright eerie.

Yeah, I suppose the way to think of it is "P,P &Z Gets a Release Date, Even Studio Doesn't Like That It's Happening"

That or just snapchat themselves making a "Wha?" face.

When I reflect on Mitch Hedberg's legacy, I like to write his lines down. Or, if a pen is too far away to reach, I have to convince myself that I don't want to reflect on Hedberg's legacy.

This shirt is dry-clean only. Which means it's dirty.

Which is one vote in favor of "Billy & The Clonesaurus"

I call it "The aristrocratasauri!"

Not according to Indiana's new bill.

"Hey Obama, you best take off! We gonna destroy the ACA up here!"
"Nah, I don't think so. See, I'm thinkin' if you was able to destroy it, you'd a done it already."

"have forced upon them"

Coming soon, from Taco Bell: The "ocean lover" dessert burrito: a fried tortilla filled with shrimp, krab, and whipped cream!

Psh. Only because the government was bought off by Big Waffle.

I read that book! I felt like I was 10 while I was reading, thinking about how much I wanted to see all that.

There were moments I liked, but quickly it felt like it had been written by Seth McFarlane's less crude sibling. Like, 80's Reference: The Novel

**Hall & Oats' attorney files an injunction against Spicoli323, just to be safe**

Yeah, Cuckoo's Nest was what I thought they meant too. My immediate thought was, "Wow, I'm as big a Chiklis fan as anyone, but I really can't see him as McMurphy."

Agreed. I have actually, after being a couple drinks into a spirited discussion, argued that it's the worst (I'm not committed to that position, but I'd say it's in the running), once you factor in the staggering, lazy crassness of its writing and contempt for its audience.