Q: How did Chris Cornell feel when he found out Scatman Crothers had more powerful psychic abilities than him?
A: Outshined!

And print his suicide note on a t-shirt. Don't forget that.

I've heard it's less upsetting of a film if you turn off the lights.

GAAAAHH!! I've been manipulated! Played for the fool! What a world!! WHAT A WORLD!!

Yeah, somebody said 'alien' and she thought they said 'illegal alien' and signed up… to have them all executed as terrorists.

**holds up a condom** "I always bring this along. In case of a close encounter."

…since you looked at me?

Hm, it does seem like the guy… Colonel Angry Punch… in Avatar was practically written for Biehn, now that you say that.

"These, these aliens are anti-semites."
"Aw, c'mon Corporal Alfie, what are you talking about?"
"Listen to them when they hiss. Listen! They're clearly hissing, 'heeeeeb! heeeeeb!'"

What is the general feeling on Tapped Out? I've been playing it and can't decide what I think. I seem to pendulum-swing between nostalgia-fueled enjoyment and feeling like it's just bland.

Hippos get so many adoring "awwww's" and baby-voices when they're little they develop complexes and feel the need to over-compensate in adulthood.

I still try to get that eye of the tiger, just in case.

Toddler Mr. T, during pretend time, says "I Winnie the Pooh!"

Wait, are you The Yellow King?

Duffy, to listen to in his pager store.

Tommy Chong.

"People want to saaaaaay… that Hannibal Buress is funny with the jokes and the videos. But heeeeee iiiiiiis going bippity-blam-blam-bommity-blam-bip-blom-bam on the drums! Yoooooou want people to like you for your jokes, but I saaaaaay…! stop…! drumming!" **mugs for 60 seconds**

SOMEONE ANSWER THIS QUESTION.

That's the tagline for when it re-broadcasts on ABC Family.

"What, when you buy a keffiyeh like this, I bet you get a free kebab, eh?"