Not to digress from the bon mots, but I heard that song the other day for the first time in who knows how long, and with the sanitizing of it over the years (California Raisins, etc.) I'd forgotten how damn dark that song is.

I know, it's like there ain't no mountain (of money) high enough!

Hey, some of my favorites cats are radios, man. I was just riding that wave of society-satirizing misogyny.

My day was ruined yesterday when I got a ticket.

Wouldn't "Nurse" Brown be more realistic?

I believe you mean, "The fucking of themselves should be done by Strunk & White."

Well, I've definitely wondered if my preference for the post-Rincewind-centric (?) books was because I started later, and so I did my imprinting/bonding with the Watch-centric books and their ilk. It does seems like the universe got more and more fully-realized, and his writing fuller; but it would certainly make…

Me too. Decided at one point to go in order, then abandoned that fir a "what's in stock?" approach.

Hm, true. I forgot that. Just remembered "good."

"What are you going to do? Sic the dragons on me? Or the walkers? Or the dragons that shoot out walkers when they roar?"

Going Postal was the first one I read, too. Knew I was hooked for life.

"Hi, Timmy! WHY SO SERIOUS??"
"Because I have leukemia."
"Ah. Yes. Sure. Well. That's… Hm."

You know, in a lot of ways I don't think there's a "right" place to start. There is, however, a wrong one - at the beginning. They improve dramatically as they continue. That being said, Monstrous Regiment, Guards Guards, or Thud would all make good starting points, then you move around from there.

"It looks decreasingly expensive!"

Tron 3: Yes, There Was A Tron 2. No, There Was. Seriously, It Was Called Tron: Legacy. No, It Wasn't Very Good.

With the trade guys I was very uncomfortable, but told myself I was seeing things that weren't there. Then came Jar Jar and I was making excuses for the film. Then came Watto and my brain had to just quit trying.

Say what yousa will about the emperor, but with the empire people have respect!

No, that was just his soul that died. Easy mistake to make.

Find true love…

Love & Rockets.