I gave up on Homeland long ago, but given Showtime's tendency to not let shows evolve at all, in any way, ever, I support them changing things, even if it's clumsy and artificial. Baby steps, Showtime. Baby steps.

Her speech about "feces - not brown water, actual feces - was backing up in to the shower" was just beautifully written and acted.

I have to think about this.

You mean she erased your inhibitions and you thought of really strange ways to act out?

Are you suggesting there's something about a TV show about a superhero who's a knock-off of another superhero that lack dramatic gravitas?

"Seriously? That's what you're wearing to the big battle?"

Exactly. I always picture, "I!… Have had! enoughofyou! Shit."

This is so dumb, but whenever I see, or think of, that scene, all I can think is, "What if he falls before you finish the sentence? Then what?"

Herbed vichysoisse?

Short answer: yes.

SHE'S NOT. NOT EVEN ON THE SIDE. SO SAY I.

"The Oscars recognize the finest work from the previous year"
("NO, NO. POLITICSES. SHALLOW SELF-CONGRATULATIONS! THEY KILLS ART AND IGNORE THE INNOVATIVES, THEY DO!")
"No, the Oscars are a celebration! We loves the Oscars!"

Dude, like, you butchered that Blue Oyster Cult line.

A while back, on these comment boards, I mentioned that there are celebrities for whom I have planned my remarks, should I ever meet them. He is one.

Dustin Hoffman is Jewish??!!

Heald performs with the theater in Oregon where I am, so I've gotten to see him in several live performances, and I have yet to see him not be fantastic and - even more impressively - he stops being Dr. Chilton in my mind within moments.

Fucking Mildred. Don't get me started.

Could the black be orange instead? For the newness?

Actually, I call masturbation "spocking my bill." I know, crazy coincidence, right?

According to ST IV, no one does in the future.