Can we assume you've got one eyebrow raised?

If there were, in fact, Vulcans, it would be impossible to explain this to them.

"If you're blue
and you don't know
where to go to…!"

"Yo, you tellin' me this dude gets off on reanimating dead organisms?"

Yeah, they're where the characters' parents live.

"It's inspiring to see a man devoted totally to perfecting his craft."
"What's his craft?"
"Sarcastic banter."

So you admit, then, that your assertion lacks credible evidence.

A defining moment of my youth, seeing that in the theater. One of those saving graces in adolescence when you realize there are people out there, somewhere, like you. Weird, goofy, macabre people who would make a movie like this and/or love watching it.

Find out on the new hit Are You Smarter Than A Terrorist Organization?

"What IS this monstrosity?"
"Why, it's our new wood chipper, mother…"

"But I can assure you I most certainly have no desire to be a pirate!"

God help you Robert Marquette. You are a dumb man and a cogent example of mindless reactionism in our time.

I watched City Lights…realized I'd never actually seen it. That Charlie Chaplin - I see big things for that young man!

I haven't thought of that movie in years. I really liked it - I wonder if it holds up.

"Stay away from my property, Salvage Guy!"
"Oh, I'll stay away. Stay away FOREVER… No, wait, that doesn't work. Ooh! I've got it! Tell me to stay away from your property again!"
"No!"
**grumble**

Capitalist! It should be "Personbartersystem"

Did you try reading the article from a side-long glance?

"You've heard the phrase 'get busy'? Well this is a performer who takes a reasonable approach to balancing work and home life!"

The man might just want a pepsi.

Oh, boy are you in for a treat - he did a remake of Bad News Bears!