Bernadette Summer

Hey, look over there Mister Evil! A stupid person who's rich said something stupid! That's right. Look at that. There you go. Sh, sh, sh. Look at the stupid famous person.

This just keeps making me laugh. I want to add a joke in the same vein, but it would only be a pale imitation.

"If you'll come through here, to our 'Ah, fuck, Jesus, God fucking - ow, fuck you I'm going to fucking go insane' exhibit."

Ooh, yeah. Totally agree.

At least good enough that if someone disagreed, they'd do so respectfully, and cede several points as to its greatness.

Really, the perfect theme song to define tv comedy of that era. Like if you had to explain the subtext of intelligent 70's sitcoms to someone who spoke no English (I don't know why you'd be doing that, but…), you could play them this theme.

It means farms, farms, farms!

Well, then I consider this a productive day at work.

Paul Feig just bolted upright, as if someone called his name from another room…

Judge #3: "You know, Brad, during your number, I kept asking myself, 'Would I fuck you?' And you know what, Brad?"
**dramatic pause **
"I would. I would fuck you so hard."
**audience explodes with applause, Brad Valachovic weeps with joy**

"Shitter's full. Really, really full."

But will there be an American reporter who inexplicably stays in your room, narrating the vacation?

The AV Club

I remember. I remember. I was there with my shoulder-length hair, flannel shirt, and an onion tied to my belt.

What's in the box? Hilarity, that's what!

It seemed like it had died, but then - somehow - came back again.

You so STUPID!

"Send more paramedics… stat!"

Baby got a hand, got a finger on a lamp-wire,
Baby, baby, baby was a rock n roll vampire