My dad takes an "NPR" approach to multi-cultural pronunciation (i.e. "more is more"). "Hey, you want a beer? We have Mirror Pond Pale, or NegRRRho Moh-dtheh-lo."

MI:5 halted production in order to improve the ending, which will now be SOOOO good, just REALLY awesome and original.

Yeah, Ferlin. It's the Internet. You're really going to have to get used to things like this.

This leaves out the next part of the conversation where we find out that the driverless car's best friend is a talking pie.

Randy Quaid will figure it out for us!

I was trying to raise funds for a Power Grid movie, but just couldn't generate any energy for it.

**slow clap**

They can really enhance the fun by having people deliberately sit in a way that blocks you from seeing the screen, or moving, or doing anything.

They look like it, and that's definitely common in filmmaking - or to have them "highlighted" or "enhanced" (to save fragile actor egos).

Yes, let's hope that God's willis done on that front.

**An exhausted Richardson sips lemon water before weaving, nearly falling, and catching himself** "I am Groot."
Director: "NO, Richardson, you God damn hack!! It's 'I am Groot', not 'I am Groot'!! Jesus Christ you're pathetic! Take 95!"
"Can I take a break?"
"Fuck you, take a break! Take 95!"

Search your feelings, Cappadocious. You know it to be true.

Tatooine Upstairs Medical College.

Mr. Glasscock!?

THAT'S COOL!!! JUMP RIGHT IN!!!1! WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE!!! ANGRY, ANGRY, ANGRY FRIENDS!!!1!!1!

"People think directing Philip Roth adaptations is all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid."

Criticize their jokes as being too obvious.

On NPR the other day they referred to it as "artists mining the past." Isn't that just soooooo NPR?

Yeah, the chain theater here started serving microbrews on draft.

Wine bottle = impromptu weapon
Scotch bottle = sacred vessel