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Edmond Dantes Inferno
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The boys upstairs are concerned it's too subtle.

It's definitely on my "desert island" list, and I've always been a fan. Felt like he might never hit that level again and while very, very different in style and content, his last two works, Juliet, Naked, and Funny Girl , are really fantastic.

"Wait, you only married me so you could put my corpse on display?"

Ah, touche.

The Gorf movie already as A) catchy dialogue "You lose, human!"/"Some galactic defender you are!" and B) a scene where someone sees the name of the aliens in a mirror and, I don't know, figures out the key to beating them is heating them in water very slowly or something.

I'm in Oregon, so it always takes a beat for me when someone refers to being "out west" in Chicago.

Scene 18:
"Oh no! I'm dying of dysen…dysen…dysentuh… poop!"

In Boliveee!
There'll be no alteration,
Just stable syndication,
In Boliveeeee!

Paraguay? Mostly eyelash implants.

Those Bolivians look confused and irritable!

Oh, did you get that from the Bolivian Mustache parade?

"But why would the sneeze shield be up if they didn't know… we were coming…"

You went for a cruise in that? You're braver than I thought.

IF MAHKY MAHK HAD BEEN IN CAHSINO ROYALE, SPECTAH WOULDA NEVAH HAPPENED!

Damn right. Take a stand for something.

I like to think he's being honked at because he's all over the road, since he's loading a gun instead of keeping his hands on the wheel and his eyes on the road.

When I was a kid those "in case of rapture" bumper stickers made me laugh and laugh because I thought they meant that if the driver was in the throes of sexual rapture the car would go out of control.

Yeah, but you get to enjoy it twice - once as kooky fun, then again as psychotic-break trigger!

This entire movie belongs in every Florida classroom in the worst way!

"Notice the emphasis Thatcher places on the "N." Welles, knowing that N traces back to the Aramaic "Ehn," the word for 'ungrateful', wanted that pushed in to the viewers unconscious."