There are so so so many things to dissect and examine and analyze in this film.

Weird, I just got a "like" for a comment of mine on that article and it angried up the blood again how utterly dismissive the staff was of that show and of that entire era of television.

Ha ha! This one says "Let's Bee-yonce friends!" and there's a picture of a bee on it!

HEY. This little girl found something to watch all by herself, with no Roku and no remote.

Well, the newswire doesn't mention the stipulation that during those 6 months he "think about what he did."

I'm contractually-bound, any time this song is mentioned, to say how much I desperately love this song.

I'm seein' double here! 4 pentagrams!

Would anybody tell me if I was gettin'… stupider?

In the spirit of Love Week here at AV Club: I love your username, and I love your comment.

Keep it in check, though. Go too far and you'll be like a… crack-Hitler!

Don't change a hair for me, Guy Incognito II…

Holy shit, that article was five years ago. Where does the time go…

It has its moments. There are some nice satirical moments - one involving a global catastrophe and all anyone can think to do is go online and talk about themselves has an effective "Ah, yes, very nice" element. Some serious "yes, obviously" components, too.

Agreed. "Oh, she's not an irreparably damaged ghoul-child in an adult's body! She's just a crass, macabre, capitalist! Phew!"

"Oh, and also: yes, I'm your last chance to have kids, and I'm not interested."

Hello, my name is Commenter Incognito! I would like to mention Edmond Dantes Inferno as a wonderful, handsome fellow and a generous sexual partner!

Oh, MAN, what an L 7!

It's kind of a love song! All the monsters… enjoying each other's company… keeping their evil in check…

Well, let's find out. Chris, what number are we thinking of?

I laughed at the title "Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior," then realized it wasn't a gag title.