Even though he punched the highlights out of Knives' hair?

Manfrensinjensen!

IT'S ALL COMING APART! JUST REPLY! REPLY TO EVERYTHING! LIKE! LIKE! SIMPSONS QUOTE! IT CAN BE TWO THINGS!

You need to reply to me!

Don't we all…

Everyone likes you.

"Nope, cahn't rescue them from heyah."

I call him Bilbo, but it's a long story how that came about. Suffice to say it was a wild night of bourbon, carousing, and speaking in impenetrable, stream-of-consiousness prose.

A little of both - the Tom Arnold guy will be funny, and thus die in order to give the hero something to get really upset about.

If it was revealed that Texas - and West Texas in particular - was actually a massive piece of satirical performance art, that would seem more plausible than the current reality.

I was looking at some book some lunatic senator wrote about the global warming conspiracy, and I just kept laughing out loud and trying to read parts to people. I genuinely can't remember the last time I had that many out-loud laughs from a book. Granted, they were the "Bursting-in-to-flame-on-the-inside" laughs,…

You know, an AV-Clubber made fun of his cultural relevance once.

Ah de boy, ink she a by!
De dot, deba day-buh die!

"Hi, Steven, the SNL 40th anniversary special is coming up and we wanted you to be involved!"
"Really?"
"No, of course not. You're awful in every way and we still hate you."
*click*
*ring!*
"Oh, and you're not a reincarnated lama."

"Martini?"
"No. Heroin. Injected, not smoked."

Oh, great, that's going to flash him back to the grade-school taunts, leaving him traumatized, and unable to write for another year.

It is known.

"I like a character twist at the end as much has the next guy, but Tyrion was only pretending to be a dwarf the whole time? I'm not not sure that… I mean how… uh…"

"Put him in the box for questioning. And make the box smaller."

What that scene is missing is MacGregor turning to the camera after saying that, raising an eyebrow, and saying,"There's a double-meaning there, you know."