Things really heat up, though, when terms like "Doggone" start getting thrown around.

Attractive women pass gas once a year, for an hour, at a mountain in Switzerland.

Loyalty's going to the highest of bidders, OBO.

Actually, I think the day of the show is his "Lat's" day.

Buckwheat's A-LAHVE!

But the studio moved it from the cluttered Summer release date to the wiiiiiide open February wasteland so everyone would have the opportunity to see it without other movies to distract them! Right? That's got to be why they bumped it!

Why? Would you say it's time for us to… panic?

I actually have no problem with you liking it. I liked the first half okay, hated the second half. Don't have an opinion on your opinion. I was just being glib. Understandably, you were bracing yourself for the condemnation to come… but it actually wasn't coming from me.

Is it possible to maybe - maybe - have him have a really likable friend? Someone to act as his foil and let us know that he, though a rascal, is deserving of our affections?

Yeah, I only watched the first half, too.

I KNEW IT!

Hm. Clearly, this is a complex issue.

There are a handful of celebrities that I've planned my comments for. It's like a disaster-preparedness kit. People that I'd really want to say a couple specific things to and if I blew it I'd never forgive myself. So I'm ready.

He looks like a cartoon pilot!

Skyrockets in flight! PEW! PEW! Afternoon dead-live!

"Hey, Juror number 8, I said DURING the trial."

Say 'merry Christmas' to my leetle frien'!

ARE YOU THE PRODUCER???

…if you're nasty.

"Flame on!"
"Johnny, why do you feel the need to announce that you are going to ignite? It has nothing to do with the process."
"My therapist says it's because I didn't receive enough praise as a child, and I need to draw attention to everything I do."
"I see. That's tough, man. And I think you flame up wonderfully."
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