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Edmond Dantes Inferno
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This does seem like the kind of thing Novoselic should come out of the shadows for. Give a quick "Oh, fuck you" to the parties involved.

Well, can you think of any other explanation?

And heeeeeere come the Pretzl-brand batteries!

Actually it was Amazon Prime that dumped the tea - they were just dressed up like Netflix.

Well, it's not really fair, because OF has the unenviable job of not introducing the story, nor resolving it. It's forced to develop on its own merits, to try and transcend place-holder. And I, for one, thought it was a roller-coaster ride of prepositions and action!

My God. These are real .

Oh, I get it. Like someone who absorbs too much gamma radiation?

Dr. J failed to mention that he's a big, fat dynamo.

I'll eat anything you want me to eat. I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow. But, come on down and I'll… chew on a dog! Arroooo!

"Oh, I'll stay away. Stay away FOREVER… No, wait, that doesn't work. Forget it. Oh, I have it! Tell me to stay away again!"

That's what they said about penicillin, but look what happened!

What's that extra 'C' for?

He'll narrate Redford's narration, explaining what Redford just said.

I was just thinking the other day how much I miss the Anchower days.

We kill the beast!
Kill it!

Van Halen - "House of Pain"

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With Starship Troopers you just have to constantly remind yourself that he made it pre-9/11. The satire is so perfect that it fits reactionism to (unfortunately) come.

Everything about that movie is fantastic. Everything.