Well, apparently I'm in the minority, but I love this album, love this song, and coldly love that line in the chorus.

This is indeed a disturbing internet.

"Though, to be fair, most people are."

In a nerdier moment, I have wondered, "What would Kirk have done if the Klingon had fallen, say, when he'd said 'had'? or 'enough'? Finished the sentence really fast? Just trailed off?"

No, far worse than dead. Hurt. Marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet.

"Whosoever can pull this copy of Exile On Main Street from this stone shall be the rightful ruler."

Edited, through a blur of shame-filled tears.

Probably for not using enough question marks?

God bless you.

A Talking, Psychopathic Cat!?!

France.

"Did you work out Marlo's backstory in your head?"

Agreed - hearing the names, I thought, "Oh, perfect." But looking at the two side-by-side there is a certain torment missing. CGI it in, maybe…

But the archaeopteryx has an alibi for that millennium! I know he did it, damn it! But HOW?

And a real hero.

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

She's more than a good actor: she's a real human being.

I see you've played orange-y/black-y before!

Inside hipsters' heads: 'If he doesn't play "Dare To Be Stupid" I'll DIE. I'll just DIE.'

Oh, thank God