Next Stop: District Attorney!

Cut to: Lemony Snicket presenting awards!

Put all my pans in a bag then hand it to you?

It's especially effective if you get someone who'll, at the right moment in the song, grab his hair and yell, "What the—!? It was a STAR ship??!! Oh, SHIT! Mind: BLOWN!!"

It's a ceremony to grieve and inter the deceased; but that's not important right now!

I played the Sid Vicious version for a friend in high school and was sooooo proud of my punk-alternative-coolness, and he said, "The original version of this song played at my dad's funeral."

"Man In The Box" by Alice In Chains

What if you're in Kiribati and Tonga, that straddle the international date-line? Then ALL shows have a two-night premiere!!

The controversy about whether it's actually the dad farting would be very exciting.

Liked purely for mentioning "Everything's Ruined." Seriously, it could be a thread discussing anything, and if you mention that song, I'll like your comment.

My first reaction was, "Hm, it's not as good as the stuff on Angel Dust." But my second reaction was, "Well, what is?" I like the intensity of it and I also can't stop singing it, which is bad, since I'm a teacher.

Normally I'm almost disappointed when a band re-emerges, but I love them so much AND the song title is endearing for being so plainly "Hi, we have no interest in cashing in on old times, so here's a song to never, ever play on the radio."

I used that pipe organ bit in a very bad short film I made in college.

Okay, I know this is standard response and just nothing new but… this movie really, really, really does not need to be remade.

I'm really sad about this, and yet can't decide if making a reference/joke about him having a $65 funeral is respectful of his work, or making light of his death.

Yeah, he's someone when his name comes up, you think, "Oh yeah, he's great. Lots of amazing work." But looking at it all in one sweep it's a little shocking. What a life of incredible creations.

That is AWESOME.

I think you can rest easy that the decision was based on market analysis that the show would cease to be profitable, and that moral outrage never came up.

BOOOOOO!!!

What if he's not a very willful boy?