**Billy Dee Williams rubs his hands in anticipation**

Are you two bonkers? We almost got killed…not to mention all the embarrassment I suffered.

No, he was just a staunch libertarian who fiercely opposed unnecessary legislation. He sang about it a lot in songs like "No Government Interference, No Cry."

I'm excited for scenes where people ride horses verrrry slowwwly, but the camera angles and rockin' soundtrack try to make it feel like they're roaring by.

He wanted to be a dancer, dammit!

Bastard Executioner plagues airwaves.

Supposedly - and I have no evidence to support this except a biography of Richard Pryor that spoke in careful, ambiguous terms - most of the edgy brilliant stuff in Blazing Saddles was Pryor's writing, before he got ousted from the film. It does fit, though. "Anybody move, and the nigger gets it!"? That's Pryor. …

I look forward to his interview in the documentary "That Dog Who Peed On That Thing"

"So, I've got good news and bad news. Good news: I got a modeling job for you."
"Is the bad news that it's porn?"
"No. Underoos."
"…"
"…"
"Any porn available?"

I am shocked, appalled, and chagrined that this is the first, and only (so far), "In Pog Form" joke on this thread.

I would like Columbo to show up. And it would be genuinely surprising, as well.

Seriously, I just keep re-reading this, laughing, and trying to "like" it again.

I hate feeling so cynical. Now I'm here, hesitating to click on the banner ad for dating hot, young Russian girls… I'm starting to wonder if there really even IS 1 simple trick for lowering my mortgage payment…

Hey. Hey. Hey, you know what else? Roger Waters got offered a lot to play with Pink Floyd on their final tour, but he said no.

HAHAHAHAHA! Say 'lowdah' again!

I had a cousin who did some serious Brian Wilson in college. He never recovered, either.

I'm sorry, 25 years falls outside the sanctioned nostalgia parameters for pop-culture. Please amend your fond memories.

Starz: Whatever. You'll probably watch it.

I'd assume they're waiting for a Shaun of the Dead scenario.

They can have Battle Of The Network Stars back when they learn to be responsible with it!