Mr. Putin, your silence only incriminates you more.

I shall send you to heaven! Before I send you to hell.

Damn, I knew I should have taken that typing class in high school! Couldn't get that one out fast enough.

True, but… let's blame the studios, too. I mean, you know… because…

Tell me, what do you think of the traffic problem? What do you think of the marriage problem? What do you think of at night when you go to bed, you beast?

That's what I heard.

Not enough, apparently.

Moderatin' > Pukin'

…The more you know!

I would like the writer to also point out that the director's cut of Almost Famous is outstanding. Totally transforms the film. Possibly the best director's cut I've ever seen (okay, except maybe Blade Runner).

"You need to make your reputation as an exorcist on being honest, and, you know, unmerciful. To the demons, I mean."

"Clones Be Warrin'!"

I said it as all one word. But just to be an asshole, in all fairness…

SW VII: All Trade Embargos, All The Time!

The Star… OF DEATH!

Well, at least it well make more sense when Nixon breaks his neck at the end.

Michael Bay's screenplays are "Fade In," 107 pages of onomatopoeia, "Fade Out"

The kids have to learn about it sometime.

Lowe's joke is cold… and it's deep, too!

You know what always grosses me out? You're getting a drink from a drinking fountain by a restroom. Inside the restroom, someone flushes a toilet and the water pressure dips in the drinking fountain for a moment while you're drinking.