RT if you think a house divided cannot stand!

The war or the TV series? Either answer is understandable.

So, you're hatin' it? Because I would like to suggest an alternative. A greater alternative…

The twin toddlers.

They're probably in the midst of divorce proceedings but Paul doesn't know if it's been finalized. Paul is very concerned about not misrepresenting the truth, for fear of wrecking his credibility.

I assume your job involves creating exciting, innovative new forms of ellipses?

Worker & Parasite!

Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like! Didn't you think this through…?!

He's alluding to the fact that his doctor told him he has to give up women, alcohol, and white bread.

Ricky Gervais called his good friend, Eric Bana. Eric said, "Ricky, when do you need me?" Ricky said, "Thursday." Eric said, "I'm busy Thursday." So Ricky said, "What about Friday." Eric said, "Friday's worse than Thursday." Then ERIC said, "How about Saturday?" Ricky said, "Fine."

Well it's assumptions like that that lead to you sleeping on a cold hunk of brass.

Seconded.

That's going to be part of the ad campaign.

I think a great AVC killer would be someone who sliiiightly misquotes The Simpsons until commenters are driven mad.

To clarify: When I heard someone was making a straight-faced, big-budget movie about alien robot cars based on a toy, I thought, "Welp, this is it. This is America's artistic nadir. I'm so embarrassed." And then we made a sequel to a straight-faced, big-budget movie about alien robot cars based on a toy

I thought The Constitution was just about guns.

Don't forget Transformers 2

How will they hear about it with the internet blown up?

You'll know when you're watching and someone's whispering, "Can you put some popcorn in my mouth? I can't— I can't— just put some in my mouth, please."

The policy was actually made for people who wear their cell-phone clipped to their belts because that looks awful. Very fashion-conscious, the MPAA