Or the fear that God ignores our plight.

"This common malady is caused and, amazingly, cured by being hit by falling coconuts."
Bzzzzzz!
"What is amnesia!"

I have a soft spot for Swamp Thing , and think Last House On The Left wins the zeitgeist award, but… uh… so… I'll go with Shocker because I'm an iconoclast. With no taste.

I was going to offer something up, but I'm voting for this one and bowing out.

It turns out that "The Wind" was the name of his beloved childhood skateboard.

The ad with him and Officer Big Mac will enrage you.

"My kids need wine!" - Euro-Dominos vendor.

Sounds to me like someone needs to watch a little X-Files episode called "Home."

A live, sass-talking bird.

FACT: Nearly 100% of big budget action movies that flopped were directed by men who were RAISED AT LEAST IN PART BY A WOMAN.

Oh there's an Indian character. Her name's LaShawnda Freeman.

"There's no shame in this."
"Wh- of course there's no SHAME, but I mean, Jesus, come ON! Why did you even bother RESCUING me??"

"The first terminators were made of straw. We spotted them easy. Then we'd huff, and we'd puff…"

When I was a depressed teenager I was in to anything that asserted my depression. I bought a couple of grateful dead posters having never heard the music. Then I bought Shakedown Street and in came the plinky-plinky-twang-harmonize crap and I thought I was going to crack open.

I saw this waaaaay too young in a post-Star Wars Sci Fi frenzy. I… I did not enjoy it.

That's awfully close-minded of you. What if she had logical reasoning and empirical evidence for her insane xenophobia?

Kaufman gave up after several hours of trying to explain to studio execs that there were not, in fact, Slaughterhouses 1-4, and it was not a slasher movie.

That's funny, Give Me The Fucking Start-Up Money, You Pricks was the original title of the show.

I liked the idea of the show, but only until I found out you don't get thrown in to a tank of sharks if the investors don't like your idea.

And how!