For a split second I thought Steve Martin had died. Now I'm thinking of Steve Martin dying. This is a sad post. :(

My mom used to work at a winery in Virginia and is always saying how people tend to underestimate the region. Can't wait to tell her who agrees with her.

Ever since playing Borderlands I'm convinced Elliot Kalan and Claptrap are a single entity. They even share a propensity for off the cuff singing.

My only question is, how has Boardwalk Empire not gotten in on this trend?

Thank you whoever it was that recommended The Book was Better last week. It's fab and something I don't think I would have found on my own.

Thank you whoever it was that recommended The Book was Better last week. It's fab and something I don't think I would have found on my own.

Hmm. Intercut it with a parallel, ironic montage of violence and it'll be complete!

Hmm. Intercut it with a parallel, ironic montage of violence and it'll be complete!

I'd want to see this movie more if Michael Shannon drowned someone mid baptism.

I'd want to see this movie more if Michael Shannon drowned someone mid baptism.

My cool older cousin introducing me to the show with Final Sacrifice was one of the most formative experiences of my childhood.

My cool older cousin introducing me to the show with Final Sacrifice was one of the most formative experiences of my childhood.

Don't know, but I've heard the sequel, Urban Fervor, is in preproduction.

Don't know, but I've heard the sequel, Urban Fervor, is in preproduction.

Steve Buscemi. But based on that time he wore a wig on 30 Rock he still might be too much of a looker.

Steve Buscemi. But based on that time he wore a wig on 30 Rock he still might be too much of a looker.

I hope this catches on at the McDonalds in Wee Britain.

I hope this catches on at the McDonalds in Wee Britain.

If not for "The Help" what else will fill the "people accidentally eating human feces" sized hole in my heart?

If not for "The Help" what else will fill the "people accidentally eating human feces" sized hole in my heart?