I'll admit that the first three have some good material, but Twelfth Night?? That subplot is wretched. Mean, unfunny, and it ruins the end of the play.

I'll admit that the first three have some good material, but Twelfth Night?? That subplot is wretched. Mean, unfunny, and it ruins the end of the play.

I love the idea of old people wandering into "Mulholland Drive". It makes me wonder what other movies you could trick people into seeing just by writing ACADEMY AWARD somewhere on the poster.

I love the idea of old people wandering into "Mulholland Drive". It makes me wonder what other movies you could trick people into seeing just by writing ACADEMY AWARD somewhere on the poster.

Pretty much. That's why I never wear a skirt if I'm going on a nature walk.

Pretty much. That's why I never wear a skirt if I'm going on a nature walk.

Yeah, I'd like to see that version too. Most of the "wacky characters" in Shakespeare kind of bore me - archaic puns just aren't my thing I guess. Most of the comedies have a wacky subplot that grinds the action to a halt, but I guess some people like them, because no one ever cuts them out.

Yeah, I'd like to see that version too. Most of the "wacky characters" in Shakespeare kind of bore me - archaic puns just aren't my thing I guess. Most of the comedies have a wacky subplot that grinds the action to a halt, but I guess some people like them, because no one ever cuts them out.

I'm really curious what he thinks people didn't understand about the line "I'm down, girl"… 

I'm really curious what he thinks people didn't understand about the line "I'm down, girl"… 

Also, not to spend too much time thinking about this metaphor, but the labia majora? Maaaybe you could say the labia minora are kind of flowerlike, but the majora? No. Learn the vulva, McG.

Also, not to spend too much time thinking about this metaphor, but the labia majora? Maaaybe you could say the labia minora are kind of flowerlike, but the majora? No. Learn the vulva, McG.

Off topic, but…  When I saw Brokeback Mountain in the theatre, a bunch of people walked out. Pretty early too, like before it ever got to the sex scene. I've always been really confused by that - I mean, they had to know it was going to be a gay romance, right? It's obvious just from the poster.

Off topic, but…  When I saw Brokeback Mountain in the theatre, a bunch of people walked out. Pretty early too, like before it ever got to the sex scene. I've always been really confused by that - I mean, they had to know it was going to be a gay romance, right? It's obvious just from the poster.

It's actually pretty good! Solidly middlebrow, but with great performances throughout. I don't think it's pandering - for one thing, the two main characters are definitely portrayed as real people with major flaws.

It's actually pretty good! Solidly middlebrow, but with great performances throughout. I don't think it's pandering - for one thing, the two main characters are definitely portrayed as real people with major flaws.

It's an experiment in audience participation. You can imagine any dialogue you want!

It's an experiment in audience participation. You can imagine any dialogue you want!

"…the blossoming of the labia majora."

"…the blossoming of the labia majora."