Nobody cares.

Now I may be just be a simple country Hyper-Chicken, but I know when we're finger licked.

It's more of an Albany thing.

I love arguing over regional bragging rights to gross things. Sloppy Joes! Dirty Pams! Egg Foo Poo!

deh deh deh
deh deh deh
deh deh deh
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a what??

A chef did not invent a loose meat sandwich. A cook did.

That song FUCKING SUCKS. The music tries to cash a check the lyrics can't deliver. Fake anthem. Unearned emotions.

Well, this isn't as MUCH of a turd as the first single.

So all those airings of Holla Back Girl still couldn't help New Mexico, eh?

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard! It might be bullshit but it's MY KIND OF BULLSHIT

You can get a big bag of Dum-Dums - 400 - for $14 at CVS. If you have extra bucks, even better.

Charming historic New England village?
Dozens of houses decked out with lights and spooky decorations?
Haunted barn on a dead end street?
Junk car leaking smoke in the front yard full of creepy dolls?
Keg party with live band and a free cookout in someone's front yard?

"Unimaginative candy givers?!"

May Kadoodie? Is that you?

20 years ago a friend and I bought some box lots at a police auction, full of resistors and diodes and shit all from Radio Shack, and in the bottom of one of the boxes was a rolled-up hundred-dollar bill! @Dikachu:disqus !

You mean standing around in a sadness pile wondering why no one comes over anymore?

I was in the Hollywood Radio Shack on El Segundo and I saw Nick Cannon filling up his SUV with empty plastic totes.

44 seconds. That's too much for you, fancypants?

Somebody should change…YOUR DIAPER, crybaby!