I don't NEED someone to tell me how disgusting they are… but I would enjoy it if someone did.

Sorry.

Saw the movie on summer vacation with my parents and sister I was 11. It blew my mind. As we left the theater my mother said, "Can someone please tell me what that was all about??"

Good.

I remember when this report took like, an hour, to read. And was worth it.

THIS ALBUM IS THE FUCKING BEST

Ummm…been done. Cabracadabra? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Use of isinglass is rare these days. Vegans need to stop believing the propoganda from the 70s

Try cider syrup - the kind made from just apple cider. It's tart, sweet and snappy. Not a honey substitute, flavor-wise, but really fucking good regardless of your dietary proclivities. One example: http://www.carrsciderhouse….

READ THE SIGN

If only they were well-dressed gin-sipping Republicans, like William F. Buckley for example. He was never insensitive to anyone. Class act!

Wyke Oak. Strangers. Right here in the ol' AVC.

Rest in perpetual agony, piece of shit fuckface asshole.

Take your fucking ukuleles and go home, Jimmy. The grownups need to talk.

Allegations.

Fo guck yourself, Spicer!

That girl should be at the end of a human centiped, how bow dat.

Mmmm…arm salt. The most delicious of all salts.

You're supposed to quickly eat this slop out of a greasy paper wrapper, as if you were a dog that found the most epic garbage bag ever. You will soon feel happy and full!

Why? Why would you do this?