Most relationships end; some end badly. Some of us become monsters to our exes. Monsters created in the unique laboratory that is our relationship. Don't presume to think you know a story because it seems like other stories that you have read.

Kapusta!

Gelman's "iBrain" bit on CBB was so fucking funny it hooked me on him and that podcast. He performs best, though, in concentrated and limited doses. I enjoy him on Love as well.

Juan Jamon!

Lying piece of shit.

"They" seem to be out of gas.

Anonymous? What have they done for us lately?

avocado = avocado
abogado = lawyer

I had a friend who took being pregnant to mean, in part, eat all the avocados. Forty pounds past her target pregnancy weight her doctor asked her what the fuck she was eating.

Smoocher.

Fun fact about your fun fact: it's wrong.

Once again, Generation X gets ignored.

Just about the only good that's come from this whole internet thing is it makes finding the assholes so much easier.

Please punch me.

And likely, disappointed.

WEEN mothafuckas! That album is GREAT.

Someone at the hospital has some eggsplaining to do.

Maybe if you've already come out as one thing at 18 and now you are coming out as a different thing at 22, you should maybe pause on the telling your family thing until you're a little older and maybe have it sorted?

Got dang it Bobbeh, hwut in the heck is goin on round heah?

They knew what they were getting into when they joined.