Far be it from me to suggest that anyone be blocked from enforcing America's imperialist agenda all across the globe.

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If you keep doing that, your face will freeze that way.

Transgender people are estimated at about 0.6 of the US Population. How many are in the military? How many want to be? If they want to, they should be able to. That out of the way…

This Harmon guy, he thinks too much about thinking.

These guys are the Butthole Surfers of cartoons. "allowing a healthy, amused skepticism to ossify into cynicism and self-satisfied superiority, then into nihilism, then into blanket, misanthropic hatred."

They are right!

Historical disaster porn.

Get OUT!

AGREED! I much prefer a sauce that looks like congealed, half-dried BLOOD all over my food!

Those lazy bastards just stand there, dripping. I do all the work.

Just another piece of shit asshole who thought he had all the answers.

The audio from every video clip my 17-year-old watches goes like this:

To be clear: This kid was raised on local, organic, and adventurous ethnic food. She never went to Taco Bell until she got old enough to get to town and buy her own food. She's more of a shitty eater at age 17 than most toddlers I've known, including herself as a toddler.

Sushi is a wet blanket of fish on top of rice. Well, sashimi is.

When my kid was 2 her favorite dish was beet greens and garlic. We have a huge garden, chickens, and make our own maple syrup. She's 17 now and all she wants is ramen, iced coffee and Taco Bell. You might find the same.

This is so very, very important to be doing right now.

It's 3 hours long but could easily be condensed into 18 minutes.

If you can't handle the reaction your protest causes, maybe you shouldn't protest.

If you think "an old man telling gross jokes" isn't safe for you, then maybe you shouldn't be at the show.