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If ya like that kinda thing…

I was looking forward to Laura Marling's latest, based on enjoying her prior release more than I thought I would. Unfortunately, she's moved away from rock and wit back toward trilling like a Joni wanna-be. Blech.

Well this looks just like a turd.

Got a recipe??

More like the crotch! So funky but so good!

What's _really_ intense is fermented shrimp paste. Smells like a hot dumpster full of rotten fish. Tastes pretty good, in small doses.

an old irishman shuffles into a bar at sundown with his eyes low and his head down the bartender says "ay, billy! whats the matter. you seem troubled" billy responds with "you see this bar we're standing in. I built it with me own hands! but they don't call me the bar builder, no!

Because right now sucks.

Don't you know, any time a woman claims a man violated her, she is always to be believed. The internet has rules, you know.

Did I say that?

So…in paragraph 2 you state we are not the criminal justice system and in paragraph 3 you sound an awful lot like the criminal justice system.

That wasn't very funny. Maybe you should try marble sculpting.

What is happiness, anyway?

And if you want to see it, you'll have to pay for it even though it is a CBS show. They are putting up a paywall.

Y'all don't know shit. Before you decide that a lawsuit is "bullshit or whatever" do a little homework. And if the homework is confusing, ask for help.

You won't find much eel these days because we've pretty much destroyed their habitat with dams and pollution. Making a small comeback in Maine, though.

Smothered in 80s gravy. Thick, disgusting 80s gravy.

Go away and let the Olds have their moment.

I'm mehhhhh-ing as wanly as I can.

For pretty much the entire movie I thought of this.