Someone tell Danette Chavez that New England and New York are very different places. VERY different.

Hah. Nope.

Not falling for you. You are not going to get me to listen to that fucking song all the way through.

That moment you discover your radio station is playing one of these bands…

Wait an hour.

How the fuck do I get free Hulu! All they want me to do is sign up with a credit card for the "free trial!" and then start charging me!

"Free trial!" No way can I watch all episodes before it expires and I have to pay!

I'm already paying for fucking cable! Not gonna pay for Hulu!

Why the FUCK isn't REVIEW available on Comcast on Demand anymore? I demand it!

Speaking of generic fan service. Glad to have you back!

I believe my remix is far better.

I said, "enough" back in the 80s. You couldn't escape the fuckers. All over the radio like a pillowcase. Endless hours of "beatles brunch" programming on weekends. "Enough already" came a long time ago.

He's mildly interesting but I don't understand the adoration.

More like Samuri Blech, amiright?

I'm a FOT from way back but really, he should be stoked that he was right: vapid party music is so easy to write. Everyone poops.

Someone has achewood and his name rhymes with Shmared Shmogel.

FTW.

Great. Now can we eradicate Star Wars hype, coverage of Star Wars minutiae and the extremely tangential articles that are clogging up the front page? "Which 1978 Star Wars cereal box cover gives you the beefiest chub?" "Costume fitter: 'The inside of Slave Leia's top smelt like nacho cheese Doritos.'"

Gen X. Sigh.

Nothing. Go face or go home.