Can someone please make one of those computer thingies where you can grab him by his disgusting hair-dick and shove his smug, disgusting face into various devices, like a fan blade, cheese grater, etc?

They're all hot so everyone wins.

Yeah, Holyoke is a shit hole. A bunch of racist Irish people freaking out whenever a Latino person dares to walk up the hill from the flats. Call the cops Matty! There's some Puerto Rican kids walking around OUR neighborhood!

You're confusing Boston for Massachusetts. Western Mass is a whole different state. A better one in many ways.

Finally, something to complete my new-business business suit. I had the Chucks, the slingshot in the back pocket of my jeans, plus the frog in my front pocket. And now that amazing hoodie. Let's do business stuff!

Never heard of the site, but now I am going to click over to it, and check out their fine advertisers.

Which is why all this zombie stuff is so boring to me.

Who is footing the bill? Get it?

We're all actors on the stage of life, man.

I'm a midnight toker.

I remember seeing her on that Voyager when it first came out and getting a HUGE crush on her, she was like a hotter, bigger breasted version of this girlfriend I had at the time. Girlfriend 2.0. Damn, I forgot all about that and now I gotta go take care of something.

con·gress
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nounnoun: congress; plural noun: congresses

Frasier.

How about a nice-a pizza pie?

Spoiler alert: this ruins pie.

Well, she was quite hairy.

She said Newfoundland has better weather.

Huh. So why is the provincial bird a squeegee?

The Seattle of the East is what I hear locals call it. A woman in a shoe store told me that on the rare sunny day all the tourist agencies send out their photographers to get pics. The provincial bird is a squeegee.

Spent several miserable, rainy days in NS this summer. The locals I talked to told me that's pretty much par for the course.