Bunson Honeydew.

I expect a contingent of Portlandians led by that guy from the Decemberists to picket the event. "Hey, ho, we are not your puppets-oh!"

Everyone knows Oxford Dictionaries are the sluts of the dictionary world. They'll let any word or phrase in.

Oh Nabin, it is not you who should disown the phrase, it is Hollywood that should stop making such superficial characters for women.

You have too much tuna.

Fuck yeah WEEN.

"The term pedophile is about people who are sexually attracted to
children: to juveniles, to pre-pubescent people. Teenagers are not
children. The term for an adult who is sexually attracted to teenagers
— to someone entering or in puberty, but who is not yet a full-grown adult is, instead hebephile or ephebephile. …

Wow. Fucking dark. Awesome.

Finally, an honest frat boy.

Nabin is back now that Pfork dissolved The Dissolve.

Unrelated but related, Ernest Borgnine and my grandfather were childhood friends.

Wouldn't that be a quintuple entendre?

Cute.

Blech.

Let's see how long we can get this thing.

I haven't checked out anything on Apple Music. I see it hanging out back behind all the other apps I never open (looking at you, Newstand and Apple Watch).

Lil bit

Next up: how Colin Meloy turns one vowel into four.

She certainly influences MY business! *wink!*

Unlike that English king who killed a bunch of wives, probably because they didn't have penises. That sounds maybe kinda gay.