Like a lot of "kids these days" she has a distorted idea of what is sexual/racial, what is sexist/racist, and what is typical conversation. I am often clarifying the wrong impressions she and her friends share.

My 15 year old kid called me racist for referring to my cousin's wife as "Mexican." As in, "My cousin is Italian, his wife is Mexican."

RIP ETM.

I skip all Beatles songs. Heard enough by now.

You wish. Futurama had a far better, more consistently awesome run.

A victory for the olds! Wait, we're still old. Dang.

It's the way an inexperienced person often approaches art: like a recipe to be followed instead of a process to be experienced and learned from.

Good piece. Fucking love the Minutemen. Glad I got to see them a couple of times back in the day. Amazing live; the recordings above suck but you get the picture.

You do it by doing it. I used to be a potter and in every workshop someone would ask, "how many pounds of clay do you start with to make that bowl?"

And can you tell me the story in 2.5 hours of quips'n'splosions?

I haven't seen the movie so this impenetrable forest of snark is making no sense to me. Who's the good guy here and what was it he really wanted to do that he couldn't?

You're not that lovable.

Or at least fingered. Aggressively.

April 1 already??

Cool piece.

Please. Vermont is full of hippie "mexican" restaurants serving Thai Burritos and vegan carnitas.

Uh…fuck this dumb shit.

I wonder what they did to piss off their one black fan?

That's what Big Turd wants you to believe.

That's his parents deciding that he can wait until "he lets us know he's ready" for his first haircut.