Turds float.

GREP!

These people fail to understand the meaning of SUPER VILLAIN.

He seems as happy as a labrador retriever puppy!

She's right but boy does her singing not work for me.

I can't listen to the latest Jack White album anymore. I was going to give it to my lover and she told me don't bother, her husband gave it to her already.

Being religious in the face of everything is NOT the most punk rock thing.

I would love to say with certainty that Craig will never be seen or heard from again. But I can only hope.

Hey, that comment up there was #1000 for me. Yay me.

I said "she's pregnant" at the end of that episode.

I don't really care how they "wrap up the show." Just keep the jokes flowing.

Fuck you, Internet! The original song and video are perfectly fine. So shut about it already.

Just awful.

Piano player gives exactly no fucks.

How is this a B given that paragraphs 2,4,5,6,7 all describe shitty sketches?

Finally, someone gets me.

I used the words "nice" and "good;" what more could one ask?

Nice piece on the only good Father John Misty song.

Jesus ever fucking christ, this gender shit is so tiresome.

In the original production in London, a boy could not play Peter because of child labor laws. A man couldn't because it wouldn't work. That's how a woman got the first role. And the tradition was established.