Kevin Costner won that award once.

I was gonna go see Transformers…
but then I went and saw Up and Star Trek instead.
Now I don't feel like an asshole.

I still haven't seen Up, Star Trek, The Brothers Bloom, Tyson or Drag Me to Hell. Gommorra was pretty great, I forgot all about it. Coraline, I think, would've benefited greatly had they cut about 15 minutes, goddamn that movie dragged.

Shitty Year for Movies
I was thinking about what would be the 10 best movies of the year and I realized that 2009, so far, has been pretty shit for movies. As of right now, my vote would go for Observe & Report as the best movie of 2009.

Damn you guys.

Yeah…
I'm a little ashamed to admit that I didn't read this whole review for fear of spoilers.

Why bother doing anything?? WAAAAHHH, sniffle-sniffle, snot

You know, ????? has a point, all 14 year old kids are assholes.

Punch the white kid, he's an asshole.

I don't know…
that looks pretty shitty.

Where is the justice in this world?
25 to life for crimes against my ears and douchechill radar.

If I can throw in a few observations: "Lisping on dicks" is the funniest thing I've heard all day. The most memorable things Jon Voight has done in recent memory is crying about his grandchildren on television and being an unrepentant Republican dick-handler. Dude peaked with getting chewed up by the Anaconda and that…

Disclaimer: I was baked.

Brother Mouzzone knows what he's talking about. All I know is that I laughed my ass throughout Land of the Lost and came out of the theatre with a big shit-eating grin on my face, not entirely believing what I had just seen. It's totally preposterous and that's a big part of it's charm. I only vaguely remember the…

Hold up, I went and saw Land of the Lost and it was fucking amazing! No bullshit. That movie is going to be a cult classic, secret success, etc. Mark my words.

Hope!
He looks like the Obama poster.

Damn dude…
that's some refreshing cynicism. The last I heard from Death Row they were pushing an album by Crooked Eyez (Crazy Eyez? Crazy Eye Killah?) - oh yeah, and Suge Night getting duffed the fuck out: http://www.prefixmag.com/ne…

CBGB's
This article sent me into a Wikipedia spiral, and I ended up looking at the page for CBGB's and how fucking depressing that place is now. Not that it wasn't depressing the one time I was actually there in the late 90's at some shitty hardcore show where a bunch of skinheads started twirling padlocks in…

(broke a toilet by simply sitting on it)

I think I read this weekend that Kevin Smith got so fat he broke a toilet. I'm not a big fan of his movies, but that's fucking awesome.