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Bravo, pubes, bravo.

Kieth Phipps, your picture looks like a shirtless dude with a goatee and potbelly staring off to the side. Very disturbing.

Dr. Robotnik: To be fair, the last time I saw Superman II, I was probably about 12 years old, and it blew my mind. So, more appropriately Richard Donner's cut of Superman II pales magnificently in comparison to my memories of the original version. Domino is a terrible movie, but I love it regardless because it's…

Brian Helgeland
Did anyone see the director's cut of Payback? Fucking terrible. And even worse, the director's commentary and behind the scenes docs. Richard Donner recutting Superman 2 (which was also fucking terrible) gave Helgeland the idea. Look at this fucking love connection.

yikes.

Why does it take so long for the hip hop reviews? I figured you'd probably get more hits on the site if you put the review up to go along with any publicity the artist is doing… strike while the iron is hot or whatever. That being said, it sometimes takes me a week or two to actually get into an album (usually after…

Get Rich or Die Trying was great as was all the hype-inducing mixtape shit that flooded the internet before he blew up. Everything since then, not so much - I haven't heard Curtis though, or Before I Self Destruct, or The G-Unit stuff - The Massacre was terrible.

Willie D was supposedly some kind of real-estate mogul in the middle-East, or so I hear. Also, he refused to move his family to France after being disgusted and offended by a French couple making out at a McDonald's. Also, nigga FUCK YOU, I'll put a hole in your head big enough to drive a TRUCK THROUGH!!!!

True Lies 2: My Mom Took My Brother And I To See Trainspotting When I Was 15 And He Was 13. That Was Very Awkward.

You can shoot me, but you can't shoot the union out of me.

True Lies 2: I enjoyed Jamie Lee Curtis Dancing Half-Naked in the First One

Day mon, fighter of the night mon?

Technocop

ZMF '12

I thought Malpractice was the shit, it's definitely too long (with skits) and could lose 1-2 tracks, but that album's got some banging-ass tracks on it.

Mr. McTowelson, that is the greatest idea I have ever heard in my life.

Jesus Christ, look at that fucking tattoo.
It's the greatest Chris Farley tattoo I've ever seen (and I have seen quite a few) because it memorializes his greatest role.

I'm glad Bad Lieutenant has the official ZMF seal of approval, that movie looks fucking amazing.

I don't think anyone's gonna remember him for BIG STAN. Killing yourself is bullshit. And ZMF, Crank 2 is bullshit too. I was a big fan and championed the shit out of the first one, but that second one felt totally contrived (even by Crank standards) and wack as fuck.