I vote that all AVClub message boards now start with the second post

This movie wouldn't have flopped had they marketed it better. Just look at Paul Flart the Mall Cop

This reminds me of Dane Cook and his idiotic superfinger thing
And that makes me sad.

I'll always remember him from TimeCop…
And anytime I see Joel Silver's name before a movie I picture Ron. I don't know what to think anymore.

Especially when they release the 3.5 hour director's cut on DVD

Money is money, homeboy, which kind of makes me regret having gotten this GoldenPalace.com tattoo on back

frost?

Stephanie Zacharek….
is the biggest pile of crap I've seen in ages.

evil will always triumph
because good is dumb.

boo

I think it's kinda funny that the spambot's got the most active thread on this post.

Damnit Affleck…
This better be the best damn docu-mocu-menta-omedy ever or I'll never watch one of your movies again.

LOLZ. Elanazhang23 I need to see your sexycams.

How about American Recordings Volumes 1 through 5?

@ 2wycked - haha, what a coupla homos indeed.

Jesus Christ, exchange emails already you lovebirds.

Is your girlfriend an old one-armed Jew?

I move that from now on A-'s only be given out for asskickery and leaving out little nuggets like plot, logic and character motivation.

Jewfro Tull wins. That's the worst thing I've ever heard in my life.

Watching 30 Days of Night was very painful for me. The whole last half an hour of that movie was so loud and obnoxious. The folks I was with didn't want to leave so I tried to force myself to sleep, it was truly painful. That and Clerks 2 was a pretty solid waste of time.