When I went to see Transformers opening night, a few miles from Trenton, right as the movie was opening about six 12-15 year olds came running into the theatre throwing candy at each other. Winging it too, these were 90mph jolly ranchers whizzing by peoples' heads. They ran out of there a few minutes later.

Wow
That Judy Connors sounds like kind of a cunt.

Eminem
Great rapper. Lazy songwriter. I always feel slightly embarrassed to be listening to his music.

Have you not seen Car 54, Where Are You?

You're contradicting yourself there, boss.

I'm hopping on the "shit-butt" thread here - I just looked up Frank Quitely and he's responsible for WE3, and that comic is phenomenal.

I enjoyed that.

Isn't Crowe supposedly playing the sherriff too? On some Parent Trap shit?

Every single one of those movies is in my collection. Except Smoking Aces, cause that movie fucking blows.

The New Travelling Wilburys…
would be the greatest super-group of all time. Maybe even better than Velvet Revolver!

Quiet you.

One can only hope

Crank 2: Electric Boogaboo

I'll tell you another great part, Crank sniffing mad coke off the bathroom floor in that drug dungeon.

The Helen Keller story?

Crank 1
Seeing the original in a crowded Friday night theatre full of ignoramuses (myself included) was one of the best movie watching experiences I had whatever year that came out. A few months later, watching it in my living room with friends who hadn't seen it? Not so much.

Musicals are fucking cheesy.
That's what I say!

Blah blah blah, Stanley Kubrick Rulez is probably the exact opposite of what I got from this review.

Man, you seem pretty conflicted.

I bet it was an "inside joke" if you catch my drift…