I saw about 20 minutes of this movie on OnDemand, and when he smashes that guy's head with the hammer and then the lady slips on his eyeball? That's B+ quality shit right there.

Hooked On A Feeling. It's not German, but it works fine.

Mmmmmm
That's some good hating right there.

Awesome!!

I thought the Germans loved Hasselhoff. Isn't that cheesy music video where he's flying around singing in German?

Philadelphia?

There was CG schlong in the trailer for Watchmen.

Damn TomWaits, you must be fat as hell.

Morrissey a racist??
I kind of got into the Smiths after buying a couple of cassette tapes from this old lady at a flea market, a little whiny but that's OK. I've heard that Morrisey is a prick, and a racist though. I think it was Cornershop that was protesting the guy's music in the UK over some perceived racialism.

Outrageous!!!

White power as an afterthought, haha.

Because China blocks Google.

Or going to a Dane Cook show for comedy.

Free Playboy
I just got a free "digital" subscription to Playboy (freebizmags.com). This means that once a month they're gonna be sending me the new issue of Playboy via email and I can read it using some kind of Adobe Reader clone program. Well, I got the first issue yesterday and looked at it for about 2 minutes.…

I don't think it's the kids buying this stuff, it's the priests, pastors, and eunuch husbands married to conservative dragonladies.

Who the fuck cares about Sega??

Zing!

He's so bad at jargon, he doesn't even know the word "jargon."
All interviews should be like this one.

Wasn't Fred Durst supposed to direct Benjamin Buttons? Or Lords of Dogtown? or someshit that had to do with David Fincher.

Man
The Japanese got it all.