"They would sell more copies… if the photo on the cover was her gold bikini outfit. I'm just sayin'. "

Opie and Anthony.
I just heard Danny McBride on the Opie and Anthony radio program this morning. And now here I am reading his interview. Press junkets must be obnoxious. I read that Benicio Del Toro flipped out last week because he was sick of talking about Che. He essentially said to some reporter "Why don't you go…

Don't apologize for shit you like. Own that shit. Like Sasha Fierce. And that SNL Digital Short about white-rastas was hilarious.

16 years later…
…and this guy still looks like he's fifteen years old. I do believe I remember him from the old days of 120 Minutes and Alternative Nation.

Great Googly Moogly
I will go buy this tomorrow. I saw The Black Keys at the Electric Factory last year. Very crowded. Many bearded, flannel-clad hipstesauruses. The encore was the highlight of the show.

Fuck shit ass bitch cunt shoobee-de-doowop.

Adele
My sister lives in England and she sent me an Adele CD a couple of years ago. I have no idea why, she thought I'd like it I guess, but again, I have no idea why. I think it was called Adele 19, or I remember that being the name of the artist. Anyway, it was horrible.

And they all won grammys.

Say it ain't so, Ricky. Say it ain't so.

Because Pan's Labrynth, Coraline, The Wizard of Oz, and Alice In Wonderland are all different versions of the same story.

You swatted at Luke's balls.

That rant is pretty hilarious. A little overboard, I think. All of the Christian Bale apologia on this thread is a little strange though.

Anyone ever see that Imax 3D movie about the little immigrant kid coming to Coney Island? What a piece of shit that was. I swear that movie must've set 3D moviemaking back at least 15 years. Across the Sea of Time, I think it was called.

They need to make prescription 3D glasses.
3D movies always kind of give me a headache - that shit's always blurry to me. I saw Beowulf and Meet the Robinsons, both were fairly interesting in 3D, but I still walked out of both with a headache.

I'll show you a "stimulating package."

I thought Rourke was good but Penn was great. Well, actually Rourke was great too, but Penn was better.

Oscar made a point on The Office the other day about the problem with debates, it only makes people more entrenched in their own opinion. I love Kubrick and his movies, some people just don't have good taste. Just kidding.

no.

The spaceship is a sperm.

"Theres a cloud of unddeserved smugness to the new shows"